ZX Spectrum: Hidden Tape Messages

Here are some hidden tape messages from long ago, hidden away inside ZX Spectrum TZX tape files. Some of the formatting is a little off but will tidy up later.

Cybex.tzx
Hello. Thanks for hacking my game! Infinate lives is hard mate! Clue:EMC 3512. Well what do you fink? By the way I am only 15 yrs old!Hello Phil Churchyard & Keith Way
Nodes of Yesod.tzx
ZAP LOAD BY LEE GRIFFITHS © 1985 YS KEEP OUT!!! L.F.C. RULE
Zub.tzx
Game in an Afternoon!!!!
Written by John Pickford on 2nd Nov 86 (in the afternoon)

The deadline for Zub is tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This afternoons graphics are by
*STE PICKFORD* (What a guy!!!!)

Also working UNPAID overtime are
Peter Gcrtside and Paul Ranson
Phil Allsopp and Gary Ireland and
Andy Hieke (the Management) & Myk Web popped in for a coffee
Star Firebirds.tzx
GET LOST HACKER!

This person cannot type ! I’m not waiting for ever. Bah! I’m seriously considering RST 0 You humans are all the same….The man with no name. Time’s up, O sloth-fingered one C’mon, I don’t sweat you !(yuk)
Murder Hunt II.tzx
“Murder Hunt 2 86” was originally written by Craig Davies & Mark Hale in 1985.Extra text,secret messages and graphics were added by Craig Davies in September & October 1986.

Efforts to have my games released by major companies came to nothing (I simply must thank The Power House,Interceptor & Argus Press for their “help”),so in 1989 it was suggested to me that I send some adventures to Zenobi Software.I decided to spruce up “MH2” before sending it off,but decided after a week or so of tinkering with the database to write a totally new version from scratch.

The new “Murder Hunt 2” was written from July – September 1989.The adventure was to have contained graphics,but I ran out of time before drawing them,as I went away to university that October.I later decided to keep the game text-only.Being at university meant that I could only use my computer during the holidays,so it wasn’t until April 1990 that I was able to send both “Murder Hunt” games off to Zenobi.

Following comments made by play-testers,changes to the adventure were made in April 1991 and this final version produced. “Murder Hunt 2” was written on a very battered 1984 rubber-keyed 48K Spectrum with the aid of the Quill and the Press.My thanks go to the ever-cheerful Boston Strangler for creating the Special Effects.

The “THE END” picture was drawn on Art Studio and the job of putting the whole thing together would have been impossible without the trusty Multiface One & Genie.

Greetings to Dirk,”Victoria”,Rub!,Kev,Susan,Flabby Roz,Troy,Storky Sarah,Alex,Judith,Richard,Helen,Anna,Antony,The Fall,Pavement,Stereolab & The Wedding Present for their continuing brilliance.

Finally,thanks lots to John Wilson for his remarkable patience and understanding. Written by Craig Davies,April 26th 1991.
Hotch Potch.tzx
TELEPHONE 050 35 444 FOR A SURPRISE!
Robin of Sherlock.tzx
For those unfamiliar with the place, Kings Yard is the home of both SilverSoft and CRL. Guided tours of the SilverSoft offices are available now at only `5 per person (phone 01 985 5614 and ask for Richard).
19 Part 1 – Boot Camp.tzx
Now then hackers! Hi to Damon, Sean, Phony (cp 0) Tony, Cas (Get out or there’ll be trouble), Sparks, Bumbling boothy and Brabbsy.A big fuck off to Albert.
Slightly Manic.tzx
Just think. In the ten minutes or so it takes you to read this message, you could have been playing the game. Speaking of games, those of you with +3s and some Z80 programming experience will no doubt find it easy to convert tape multi-load games to disk multi-load games. I know for a fact that these games can be converted: Gauntlet 3, Lemmings, Monty Python’s Flying Circus, Myth, Pang, and Turbo the Tortoise. I won’t say how. Yes I did buy them.”
Boggit.tzx
To our friends, Thanks for the support… To our enemies, you know who you are, we’ll get round to you soon!

All this and more, in this edition!, , 103 Another true story, from DELTA 4!, 107 Famous (or infamous?!) Quotations., 130 Explanations., 150 News Headlines., 170 Mentions Time!, 180 Adverts., 198 The Credits., 200 What? No! It can’t be the end already!, , ,
“”SCEPTICAL II”” was written and designed, by Fergus McNeill and Judith Child.,

Copyright (c) 1986 DELTA 4 Software., ” It Was A Dark And Stormy Night…, The wind howled about New Road, like a, small, furry creature being molested by a, larger, furrier creature., Judith, for it is she, and Fergus are, heading for D4S HQ, just having purchased, copious amounts of food from the local, trading post., , It must be stressed that the larger, furrier creature referred to, is not, by, any stretch of the imagination, Judith., , It should also be noted that the smaller, furry creature is not Fergus., ;,”

The Same Dark And Stormy Night…,””G-G-G-Good grief, Judith! Here I am, perishing, rigid for all the wrong, reasons, and all you can do is eat ice, creams!””,
“”Well what do you expect me to do? Dip, it in animal fat?”””The ice cream, fool!””, ”

Meanwhile, back at Room 101…, Dr. Fergustein is attempting to bring his, creature back to life…, , This is getting far too ambiguous! Please, clarify things -Ed., , Ian was lying on the bed, moving only when, he felt the need to express himself in, a multitude of colours about the room., This had been one of those parties, apart from yesterday’s lunch on the floor, it was completely ordinary. Fergus had, even met the obligatory nice girl who he, had completely failed to get off with!, ;,”
5am the next morning…,

The Jester had just climbed through the, window after a particularly long walk., Jumping down off the desk, he succeeded, in kicking an Amstrad before flopping, down onto the floor, coughing a lot and, discovering the last glass of untouched, Gin. Spud, Jason and Judith, safe in the, sanctuary of their sleeping bags, looked on, unimpressed., “You’re early!””, said Judith., “Yes, it’s raining.”” came the reply., So, amid expensive Turkish smoke they sat, watching the D4S Little Computer Person, Norton, read the paper…., ” The D4S Record Collection , Some of the music to be found, lurking near our stereo…, , Marillion -Fugazi,Script,Misplaced, Childhood, Real To Reel, various 12″”, Alice Cooper -Da Da, Welcome To My, Nightmare, Greatest Hits, Billion, Dollar Babies, Special Forces, Bronski Beat -Hundreds And Thousands, Age Of Consent, ALL 12″”, Kate Bush -think we’ve got all her stuff, , +lots by Hanoi Rocks, Scorpions, The, Communards, Thompson Twins, Howard, Jones, Eurythmics, etc….,”

Our Coffee Machine
, The day our first royalty cheque for , “Bored”” cleared, we all rushed out to, spend it., Due to the large bottle of Gin that the, Jester purchased, it was decided that a, coffee machine would be a wise, investment., It really is a very nice coffee machine, but we haven’t thought of a name for it, yet., Rest assured, if ever you come visit us, you can have 10 cups of really, splendid coffee., ” It’s those FAMOUS QUOTATIONS!, “I don’t know how I’d cope, I suppose, it just happens!””, -Mandy Johns, “Don’t worry. Doing this won’t break, the disk drive!””, -Colin Buckett, “Hello, DELTA 4!””, -Fergus, “Just don’t even think about it!””, Judith, “No, it can’t be! Uuugghh!, It is! INSIGNIA! Aaarrgghhh!””, -Catherine Hilton, , -SilverSoft,”

“”Hey Ronald, What’s In The Bag?!””,
“”Can I help anyone?””, “Yes, a large Coke and fries.””,
“”MacDonalds Cola, is that all right?””, “No, but I don’t suppose you care anyway.””,
“”There you go, would you like a Big Mac,
with that?””, “No.””,
“”Would you like a quarter-pounder with,
that?””, “No!””,
“”Do you want cheese on your quarter-,
pounder?””, “Look, watch my lips, I DON’T WANT A, HAMBURGER! I’M A VEGETARIAN!””,
“”Thank you. Enjoy your meal. Have a nice,
day. Y’all come back now, hear?””, ” “”Did You Know?””, That one in every three women in Britain, wear Marks & Spencer’s knickers?, , What do the others wear, I hear you ask!, DELTA 4 are currently researching this.,”

The DELTA 4 Top 10 Pastimes, 01 The Obvious One!, 02 Smoking., = Drinking., 04 Violence!, 05 Long Walks., 06 Eating Out., 07 Playing “”Dark Star””., 08 Playing With Norton., 09 Doodling., 10 Singing., ,
Compiled by various D4S minions., ” ” , You are at the computer desk in Dixons., On a nearby shelf is a huge display of, Amstrad computers with a prominent sign, saying “”8256 Wordprocessor system. Now, for less than400!””, , What will you do now?, >CLOSELY EXAMINE SIGN, You closely examine the sign., You see a microdot., , What will you do now?, >EXAMINE MICRODOT, You examine the microdot., On it is written, “plus VAT of 60″”, , What will you do now?, >_,”

The 1986 DELTA 4., Since the last edition of Sceptical, there have been a few staff changes., The new D4S mob are:, ,
Fergus: still sitting around all day, thinking of unpleasant things to do to, other people’s games.,
Buckett: who else would periodically, dismantle our Spanish 128?,
Spud: bashing things into a Commie 64 and, generally being ridiculously fit.,

Judith:, ,
Jason: probably our most budding young, programmer (when we give him back his 664),
Jon:
Leonardo eat your heart out!, ” Truly Horrible Hardware Of Our Time, A list of some of the more hideous, peripherals we all know and love(?)., , Commodore 1541 Disk Drive Simulators, Anything with “”MSX”” written on it, The C16, The Vic 20, Any Oric machine, The Elan/Flan/Enterprise, The Commode Pet, The ZX81 in “”fast”” mode, Spectrum+ “”Upgrade”” kits, The Brother HR-5,”

“JUST TO PUT THE RECORD STRAIGHT…, Over the past few months it has frequently, been suggested that “”something”” is going , on between Fergus and Judith., It is, indeed, most gratifying that the, enthusiasm of Britain’s match-makers is, directed at DELTA 4., However, it must be stated quite plainly, that the relationship in question is no, more than a friendly, working one!, If you are still not convinced then who, were Catherine and Mandy and….., , Oh, never mind!, ” Bruce: Who does he think he is?, Perhaps it just comes with reading the, trade magazines but the name of one Bruce, seems to be Everisswhere!, , The trouble is, where the name appears, there a passage of fairly unadulterated, rubbish appears also!, We will say just one thing about him., After reading his letter in Your Computer, wherein he told Uncle Clive how to run, Sinclair Research, we were left, wondering how the person who made Oric, what it was could possibly be in any, position to scold the father of the UK, home computer industry., Still, we’re sure Bruce knows best…,”

The things we hate, Lighters given as Christmas presents, which promptly stop working!, Ribbon cables that crash the interrupt, system on our Multiface One., Watching The Jester as he hangs out the, window after drinking excessive quantities, of Gin with Lambrusco., Commodore manuals with incorrect disk, formatting instructions., Finding out from others what your girl, did, and who with, at that party you, weren’t invited to., Pretentious fools who laugh at their own, jokes to impress anything in a skirt., Vivisection and any other cruelty to, animals., ” Welcome to Hackerdom!, Yes, all you ASCII-searchers, if you’ve, found all the hidden messages in “”Bored””, and “”Robin””, fear not! Would we let you, down?, Of course not! Promise, there’s plenty, of stuff tucked away in this glorious, collection of code!, , See you in there!,”

The Golf Course,
Oft is the evening when, inspiration,
completely gone and depression sinking in,
we switch off the computers, slam the,
front door and wander out into the dark., ,
About half an hour’s walk away is a large,
golf course. Well stocked from a small,
off-license on the way, our path takes,
us down a dim lane, through some trees,
and onto the rolling contours of the,
course., ,
Walking in the darkness of 3am is an,
experience not to be ignored…, ” “”Did You Know?””, That if any member of the A-Team actually, kills someone, the whole series will, instantly end and they will all be reduced, to hosting chat-shows, featuring in, commercials, or running for Presidency, of the United States.,”

RED ALERT!
,
In the event of a budget-software attack,
you will hear this sound:, , “Just coz our games is cheap, don’t mean, there i’nt nuffin wrong wiv’m!””, ,
You are advised to ignore this sound., Emergency centres will be set up in town, and village halls, supplying cotton-wool,
rations and system crash utilities to,
inhibit computer use throughout the,
duration of the attack.,
If you are cut off, watch the TV. The,
networks will be screening all recent,
cinema blockbusters in a valiant,
distraction bid.,

Remain calm, no matter what., ” The things we say…., “”My God! You’ve shaved!””, , “”Die! Die! Die! @#*%! I hate Tau Ceti!””, , “”Ah! I suppose this means that I get to, lend you some money.””, , “”Get out of bed, you lazy git! I’ll be, round in 10 minutes!””, , “”Ha!””, , “”Sorry, sorry, sorr…. AAARRGGHH!!!””, , “”Food!””,”
Little Known Facts, Domark are the best software house in, the whole world!, ” Little Known Facts, Lord Of The Rings would not have been, faster if it were written in BASIC.,”
“C’MON JON!, The lyrics printed on the BITMC “”Truthdare, Doubledare”” cassette are NOT the same as, those sung on the said album!, ” Little Known Facts, Everything you read in “”Gremlin”” in, the back of Sinclair User is true!,”

Party
Games!, Could YOU have fun with one other, person and a wet tissue?, , Panic not! With DELTA 4’s help, you, can now play the wet tissue game!, ;, ” ” The WET TISSUE Game!, This is a very simple ga… , AARRGGHH! Someone has just pushed a, freezing cold can of Cherry Coke, through the large hole in my T-shirt!, … game for 2 people., First soak A tissue in the coldest, water available and then take turns of, throwing the tissue at each other/, jamming the tissue down the back of, each other’s necks., , Afterwards, relax over a Cherry Coke!,”

128,
Derby Day!, , This page is dedicated to the ill-fated, 128K Spectrum. Just for the record, the, original version of Sceptical II was, written on a 128K Spectrum, so there!, ” It’s CHERRY COKER COLAR!, You may start noticing an abbundence, of references to Cherry Coca Cola just, starting to slip into the text. This is, because we went to the cash & carry, yesterday and bought two crates of the, stuff and is not a cause for alarm.,”
Explanations., Lots of things have happened with us, that leave people wondering what we’re, up to. So, the press being what it is, we decided we’d better explain a few, little points., SilverSoft have never owned any part of, DELTA 4 and there was never any formal, tie-up between us. They acted merely as, a publisher for our games. In the end, they made it obvious that they had little, interest in continuing with us and, disappeared. We did lose out a bit, financially and otherwise but we hope, that any hassle you, the public, have, suffered, will be forgiven. Nobody, enjoyed the troubles!, ” LeNsLoK, Do you have any views on the new, “random screen memory pokes”” software, protection doo-hicky?, , Write and tell us what you think., (address on P199),”

Great Sayings Of Today., You can take the mickey out of all of, the people some of the time, You can take the mickey out of some of, the people all of the time, But only Mel Croucher can take the mickey, out of all of the people all of the time., ” Fun Section Follows…, ;,”
Laugh With DELTA 4!, A bear and a rabbit are relieving, themselves in the woods., , The bear says to the rabbit, “”Hey, do you have trouble with excrement, sticking to your fur?””, , “Why, no.””, says the rabbit., , “Good!””, says the bear and picks up the rabbit, and uses him to…,

CUT! CUT! LET’S HAVE MORE TASTEFUL JOKES!,
-Ed., ;, ” Laugh With DELTA 4!, There was a Scotsman, an Englishman, and a man from SilverSoft…, CUT! Look, just stop it! Now let’s have, that joke again, properly this time!, -Ed., ;,”

Laugh With DELTA 4!, There was a Scotsman, an Englishman, and an Irishman, about to be put into, prison for a year. Each was allowed to, take a year’s supply of any commodity in, with him. The Scotsman took a year’s, supply of whisky, the Englishman a year’s, supply of Dallas videos, the Irishman a, year’s supply of cigarrettes., ;, ”

Laugh With DELTA 4!, At the end of a year…., , , The Scotsman emerged from his cell, drunk, as a lord. The Englishman emerged, whimpering, his eyes square and bloodshot., The Irishman put his head round his cell, door and asked, “”Got a light, anyone?””,”

Laugh With DELTA 4!, What’s yellow……,SHRIEK! That’s enough! Those jokes, can’t be shown in public.,

Let the punters hack the program!,

-Ed., “: What’s yellow and doesn’t like liver? Ben Hardwick. When do lesbian vampires meet? Once a month! Sorry about those but they’re classic! DELTA 4 Public Service Announcement., PCW 8256 owners, despair not!, Mallard Basic HAS a CLS command!, , Try printing [ESC];””E””, , There we go!,”


“”Did You Know?””, That Arthur Scargill is not dead, but, alive and well and awaiting delivery of, his new hair from a little shop he knows, in Knightsbridge., ” “”Did You Know?””, That Fergus McNeill is not really from, Glasgow but is, in fact, a Lybian, activist, sent to sabotage the British, software industry!,”

“”Did You Know?””, That Black Lace do not believe their, “party”” records are used solely as a, “musical”” backdrop to someone throwing up, at Christmas., ” “”Did You Know?””, That all the prices on “”THE PRICE IS, RIGHT”” are the same as those in, the shops.,”

“COMMERCIALS and what they say.,
In tests, 8 out of 10 owners said,
their washing machines preffered it., ,
Look at him, he’s full of life, he’s a,
Pal dog.
Wipe him out! With thick, new,
Domestos! Kills all known…., ,
The all new, Renault 5….,
….but DON’T buy one! Rent!, ,

He’s just like butter, nothin’ artificial, about him., Bet he doesn’t taste as good though!!!!, ” LOST!, One, small, bald garden gnome, answering, to the name of Andre., , If found, approach with extreme caution, as prolonged exposure can be detrimental, to your bank account., , , , DANGER: Govermnent Health WARNING:, IT CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH,”

I’M GONNA TELL YOU HOW IT’S GONNA BE…, , , , With Scotch new lifetime guarentee., , Tape your films both night and day…, , Then re-record not fade away., Re-re (Click! Bang! Shriek! AAARRGH!), , Silence., ” LITTLE KNOWN FACTS…, DoMark actually have some programmers!,”
Our Local., A great “”thank you”” to The New Inn, a, wonderous tavern, about 61 seconds walk, from Room 101., ,
Sceptical II
and

The Boggit

wouldn’t, have been finished without it!, ” 8:29pm 6 19 Th, Or so my watch tells me. It’s quiet., Judith’s gone home early and we dropped, Colin off on our way back from Fareham., I’ve just put the new “”1982-1986″”, Marillion video on, it’ll be Lady Nina, in a moment., Eastenders is no fun on your own, I’ve, discovered tonight- you need someone to, joke about the acting with., And so, amid strains of Fish’s vocal, supremacy, Sceptical II continues!….,”

News Headlines,

This edition’s main stories:, ,
151
The Jester Discovered Sober!, ,
152
DELTA 4 Terrorists Detained!, ,
153
The D4S TRASH CAMPAIGN Continues!, ,
154

Nightmare on High Street!, ” The Jester Discovered Sober, Rumour has it that, for a brief period, on the first Monday of last month, The, Jester was able to converse coherently, with another, sane human being., , As yet, however, this person has not been, found, so the case has not been proved, conclusively., ;,”
DELTA 4 Terrorists Detained, Earlier this year, Colin “”Bomber””, Buckett and his henchperson, Fergus, “Highwayman”” McNeill, were accosted by, we are informed, 3 quarters of the, Winchester Police Squad, just as they were, leaving a pub near Winchester station., Once surrounded, Fergus was relieved of, the cap gun which had caused local, residents to panic and dial 999., ,

To the gentleman who called the law and,stated that I could not be involved with, computers because I had long hair-,

O A
D !!!, ;, ” The D4S TRASH Campaign Continues!, Judith, Buckett and Fergus have been very, busy recently!, Wendy’s, Cambridge Circus: Judith, accidentally drops a milkshake and is, subjected to severe staff-provocation., Within minutes, the place was covered in, tomato sauce, more milkshake, coffee, cigarette ash and breadstick remnants., Breadsticks were thrown, worn in ears, and trampled, tomato sauce was squirted, by various means….., , Since then, the campaign has continued., , Southampton: ABC Cinema, McDonalds., London: Wendy’s Oxford St, McDonalds, Oxford St……., ;,”
Nightmare On High Street, Judith and Fergus were wandering down, Wichester High St (I think it’s the High, St!) when they made the fatal mistake, of bumping into nilraC, the dreaded, ex-computer studies leacher!, ,

“”AAAARRRGGGGHHH!!!!!””, ,

(^ Scream for dramatic effect!), , It was horrible, but one good thing did, come out of this hideous encounter…., ;, ” The Good Thing That Came Out!!!, We found out that Swanmore School is now, on-line!, , Come on people, somebody out there must, have the number and access codes!, Don’t be a wet blanket, let us have them!, , If you can’t help, but think you know, someone who can, please ask them!, , We need YOUR help!,”

A Phone Rings Out In The Darkness!,
Gordo Greatbelly has just used the magic, phone to call me., ,
A thousand thanks for telling us about, those spelling glitches!, ,

Hope this stupid game works now!, ” DON’T,”GET, ” A,”COMPLEX, ” “SAY KWAH!, , , , , , , , , , And let everyone know you’re idiot!,”

10:22pm 6 19 Th, Good grief! Where have 2 hours gone?, I’ve watched that Marillion video 5 times, now. It’s great., , I’m not enjoying this evening though. I, can’t drink with my sleeping pills., , I think it’s time to go up the golf, course. I won’t get much done tonight!, , Next page tomorrow, okay?, , , Bye for now., ” Back Again!, Well, here we are, at 10:07am. I slept, well but woke up too early!, , Today, we must try and finish this., Judith is playing her guitar (again) and, I’ve got something nice in the fridge for, lunch., , It should be a good day!,”

REASONS TO BE RACIST- Part 1., , , , , , , Floella Benjamin, ” A Short Story., Once upon a time there was a prince who, met a princess. They had no children and, subsequently lived happily ever after.,”I Want YOU!,

We at DELTA 4 have several adventures, planned for the near future., ,But what would YOU like to see?, ,
Got any good subjects that you’d like us, to parody?, ,
If you have, write and tell us, enclosing, an SAE if you want a reply., ,

Look forward to hearing from you!, ” The Interview., “Tell us, is there any truth in the rumour, that you make a guest appearence in the, new DELTA 4 adventure, ‘The Boggit’?””, “”NO! IT’S OBVIOUSLY AN IMPOSTER.””, “Doesn’t that make you a little angry?””, “”I’LL CATCH UP WITH HIM SOON ENOUGH.””, “Ominous, I’m sure!””, “”TELL ME, AREN’T YOU FROM DELTA 4?””, “Well, I think that’s all, bye for no….””, “”I HATE THESE PROGRAMMERS. THEY’RE ALL, ON BORROWED TIME.””,”
GILSOFT, Our grateful thanks to Tim Gilberts and, everyone at Gilsoft for being such a, help to us in writing this and other, games., , Ta!, ” “EMPTY, ,”
Mentions Time,
“”Hello!”” to all the following people-, ,
Stephanie:
who ties up the Jester with, parcel tape! The ultimate life and soul, of DELTA 4 parties!, ,
Chris “”Do you believe in sexual equality””,
Fulstow:
the Miami Vice hockey freak, who, likes Hull more than girls!, ,
nilraC:
who we’re still gonna get!, ,

Bill “”Incorruptable”” Scolding:
who we, meant to mention last time, sorry!, ;, ” Mentions Time, A monumentous “”Hi!”” to Jim Duirs, our, star customer. Jim has bought every single, version of every game ever released by, DELTA 4. Thanks!, , Greetings from all at Room 101 to Jim, Linda (his wife) and his 2 daughters, Louise and Sara., The Jester is glad to see people from, north of the border (Dundee in this, case) enjoying “”Bored”” and “”Robin””!, ;,”
AND NOW! A WORD FROM OUR SPONSER!, ;, ” CLEMENT “”HERO”” CHAMBERS SPEAKS!, Sadly this page has been missed out due, to unforseen circumstances.,”
“PAGES 174 TO 177……, …..are rather empty., ” THE DELTA 4 SICK CHART!, A look through the DELTA 4 record, collection at the great sick records, of our time., , 1) I love the dead – Alice Cooper, , 2) Dead Babies – Alice Cooper, , 3) Cold Ethyl – Alice Cooper, , 4) Sick Things – Alice Cooper, , 5) One Day at a time – Lena Martell,”

PLEASE NOTE…, , The Lena Martell record on the previous, page was unkindly donated by Judith’s, mum!, `”

Ad Index *,
181
Saga Systems, ,
182
Romantic Robot, ,
183
Interface, ,
184
The Adventurer’s Club Ltd, ,
185
Willisoft, ” “SAGA SYSTEMS, If you want a good replacement keyboard, for your Spectrum, you can’t, in our, opinion, do much better than one of the, Saga range., , For details, write to-, Saga Systems, 2 Eve Road, Woking, Surrey GU21 4JT.,”

“Romantic Robot, The Boggit & Sceptical II could never, have been written without Romantic Robot’s, Multiface One., We fully endorse this great utility., Break out of security, recover from, system crashes and save the entire, memory with a few key presses., It’s great. Contact Romantic Robot at-, 77 Dyne Road, London NW6 7DS., ”
“INTERFACE, The great monthly-ish fanzine, for the Spectrum., Reviews, news and a hard hitting, editorial. Why waste your time with, “The Home Computer Course”” when you, can read Interface instead., , Write to-, Interface, 83 Lyndhurst Gardens, London N3 1TE.,”

THE ADVENTURER’S CLUB, If you are a keen adventurer, fed up, with arcade-biased publications and, wanting all the latest news, clues and, reviews from the adventure circuit, then read on!, The Adventurer’s Club is what you’ve been, looking for! Every month, a dossier, packed with reviews, solutions, features, the most up-to-date news and discounts, on top adventure games! Members can make, use of the phone-in helpline and enter, the Master Adventurer Trophy Competition!, If you miss MicroAdventurer, join the ACL!, , For details, write to:, The Adventurer’s Club Ltd, 64c Menelik, Rd, London NW2 3RH., ” Willisoft , For great sofware on your computer, have a look at Willisoft games!, Every title is 100% bug free, and, written by a true enthusiast!, , For further details of our products, please contact:, , Ian “”He-Man”” Willis, Willisoft, Brookwood, Swanmore Road, Swanmore, Hampshire. Tel. 04893 4824.,”

What?! Oh No!, All the pages from here to 197, are empty!, ” CREDITS, “The Boggit”” was written and designed by, DELTA 4 Software using a very nice 128K, Spectrum, 2 Interface 1’s, 4 ZX, Microdrives, Multiface One, Saga 3 Elite, Keyboard, Lo Profile keyboard, Sinclair, Vision QL monitor, Ferguson Data Recorder, Sanyo RD W310 HSD deck, Brother HR5, Printer, 2 48K Spectrums, GEC C14O5H, Colour TV, a very sad-looking RS232 cable, and a Grundig black and white TV., , Program by DELTA 4 Software., Spectrum version: Fergus McNeill, Amstrad version: Judith Child & Gilsoft, CBM 64 version: C.S. Buckett Esq.,”
Our Address, If you want to write to us, our, address is-, ,
DELTA 4 Software, Room 101, The Shieling,
New Road, Swanmore, Hants SO3 2PE., , Or phone-, ,
(04893) 5800, ” THE END., And so, another edition of Sceptical, comes to an end., , Don’t worry, we’ll be back. Sceptical III, will be terrorising your High Street, stores soon (maybe)!, , Until then, from us up here, to you, out there, Leicester De Montfort, GOODBYE!,”
See you soon! Hope you enjoy The Boggit!
Regards,
FM, JCC & CSB!
Popeye.tzx
DOLORES COMPUTER DATING PEEK FURTHER FOR DETAILS!
PHONE (0799) 87752 FOR A BIG SURPRISE ! (PLEASE?)
Butch – Hard Guy.tzx
THANKS TO:SHAUN,VICKY,TOMO,THE LADS FROM MICRO-CENTRE/SOFTWARE TERMINUS AND MICROBYTE LEEDS
Bored Of The Rings.tzx
“Hello” to Steph, Jackie, Morag, Clair, Sarah, Emma, Jill and Bucket. A very SPECIAL “hello” to Emma, Kay, Gwyneth(hope I spelt it right!), Charlotte, Fiona and of course Judith who I want to bed with (and hopefully !) Greetings Simon Brattel & Yaz, the 2 certain to hack this. THE HATEFULS: Chaka-Carlin, Turvey(Yoda), The Piman, Fartin “sack ‘im” Croft and Mrs Shotlander. Reviewer mentions “Hi there” Tony Bridge, Bob Chappel & Graham “Oh God” Taylor. Hello Jon & Mott (of DD fame), Mrs Nobbs, Mrs Pearson, the excellent Mr Kevern and the hilarious Mr Noble. There follows a coded message:

Hello Jimmy, Laz, Steve (Bronski Beat) and any old wogs out there who like the spunk plus the bomb plus the pump plus the torture instrument divided by BANG! This is your game’s author typing: I am glad you’ve hacked so far. However we’re running out of space and into the set so I’ll have to finish now. See you in part 3! !

Judith Judith …. repeats multiple times…. Judith Judith Judith Judith Judith Judith
1999.tzx
PROGRAMMERS: B.Knight, C.Pile.
STATUS: Freelance.
PROGRAMMERS AGE’S: 18
WORK CONSIDERED: Spectrum (Z80).
HOME ADDR: Plymouth.
HOBBIES: Programming !
Began in Feb 1987 as a sideways scrolling dodge-the-pyramids-and-shoot-the-nasties, Blast’em Up! We then removed the Jeff Minter style landscape, to be replaced with 4-Speed Parallax Stars.
Thanks to A.S.L. for publishing 1999. (Our first release)
Watch out for our next release!
Advanced Soccer Simulator.tzx
ANOTHER FEW BYTES FILLED! THAT’S ELEVEN TIMES , POSSIBLY MORE , THAT I’VE PUT MY NAME IN THIS CODE. NOTE FOR HACKERS : THEY AIN’T ALL IN A SIMPLE SEQUENCE OF ASCII CHARS LIKE THIS – SOME ARE PRETTY WELL CODED BUT CONTAIN SOME HINTS
Pheenix.tzx
PROGRAMS WANTED!
write to 16 While Road Sutton Coldfield W.Mids. for details
American Football.tzx
ARKABLY PUT TOGETHER BYKEITH A GOODYER IN TIMES OF NEED(OK SO I’VE GOT A CASH CRISiS ON WELL WE’VE ALL GOT TO LIVE. GOD BLESS ALL THE HACKERS!!!!!!!__we love you too (hackmatic)_____t.wiley_4/11/87
Bored of the Rings.tzx
;”For Judith,”;
;”even if she does hate me.”
GO TO HELL, HACKER!
Judith: the final chapter. Judith is not really a bad person or anything like that. In fact, she is one of the nicest people around. I’m sorry for anything I said about her
Boxing Manager.tzx
*** HELLO HACKER! *** If you’re reading this, you shouldn’t be!
Cagara.tzx
Hi there hackers,I bet you feel quite good with having discovered this,By the way,How did you manage to BREAK into this
full length loader?Are you just extra clever or have you cheated by using INTERFACE 3 or something similar (Aren’t those hardware devices great??? ) What do you think of the program? It must be quite good for you to go to all the trouble of reaking intoit! (Please excuse the odd spelling mistake here and there) -Af
can get away with it I don’t see why we aren’t allowed the occasional mistake now and then By the way,In case you are are wandering what the names on the hi-score table…..ENCOUNTER is a wargame which should be finished about seven mo
ths,it is going to be the largest ever playing area,with literally thousands of enemy units who all move and behave independantly(More details of that
when it nears completion!-Remember where were you saw it first!):OYSTER is an arcade game which is actually called -The
rld is…. But it will probably neer be completed as The Perfect Ear is being worked on which is a utility to convert music and sound to manuscript or
computer data i.e. popular music converted to soundtracks for any games you write .(P.S. Is anyone interested in the definitive light cyclesgame….Intelligent enemy
bikers and allsorts of other nastys which follow you around the grid and sneak up on you from behind? See if you can guess where the other names in the hi-s
core table come from:I’ll give ya clue they come from the same books as the names inHalls of the things and the program Tir Na Nog… incidentally,the music i
n this program was written without The PerfecEar,it was either personally cor taken from composers long dead by the way

loking in the area around 64200,ifyou are interested in dissassembly eg. the routine at 64400 which s not actually used anywhere in the program and several others like it the reason that this took so long to write was that when we first started on it ,we
didn’t know any machne code at all and had planned to use acompilerall th e way through,but we soon realised that the whole thing would
have to be written i pure machine code as nothing else was fast enough(ave you tried playing this with aprinter or a microspeech attached?…. im gettig bored
thinkng up things to say to anyone reading this,sowhy don’t you get on with playing the game instead of hacking it?
Fighting Warrior.tzx
Hello there hacker. Please let me know how you get on with the rest of it..
Galletron.tzx
G’DAY HACKER….NAUGHTY…GIRL OR BOY. AS YOU CAN TELL I AM AUSTRALIAN. MY NAME IS STEVE ELWARD AND I LIVE IN ST.ALBANS.I DID THIS CONVERTION INLESS THAN 2 MONTHS. THIS IN ITSELF ISNT AMAZING,IT IS THOUGH WHEN YOU HEARTHAT I HAVENTEVER TOUCHED A SPECTRUM. LET ALONE TRIED TO DO APROGRAM ON IT..BLAH BLAH..PLEASE DONT COPY THIS FORYOUR MATES ASI ONLY GET 5 PERCENT OF THE PRICE IN ROYALTIES. TELL THEM TO OUT AND BUY ONE, OR NO ONE WILL EVENBOTHER TO SUPPORT THE SPECTRUM ANY MORE….. OK.ANY WAY THEREARE CHEAT ROUTINES IN THE GAME. ALLYOU HAVE TO DO IS PRESS SYMBOL SHIFT AND THEN C YOU WILL HAVEINFINITE LIFEAND BE IMMUNETO THE ALIEN PULSERS……TO RESTORE THE GAME TO ITS NATURAL STATE JUST PRESS C SHIFTAND BOB’S YERUNCLE OK…..BYE FOR NOW..HAPPY HUNTINGSIGNED…….STEVE ELWARD.OF REMOTE PROGRAMMING.
Great Gurianos.tzx
USIONS, ANY COPYING OR USEAGE OF ANY PART OF THIS GAME CODE, GRAPHICS OR SOUND WITHOUT WRITTEN PERMISSION FROM RES-ILLUSIONS IS TOTALLY PROHIBITED. ANY HACKERS – GET LOST YOU SKINNYHEADS!.
Hacker.tzx
Protected by SPEEDLOCK
SPEEDLOCK Protection System V 3.1
DJL Software & David Aubrey Jones 1985 * Government Health Warning – Attempting to crack SPEEDLOCK can damage your sanity! *
Insector Hecti in The Interchange.tzx
Hello hacker! I’d give up now if I was you! (Protection system (C) Dave Spicer 2/4/91)
Jack the Ripper.tzx
The Excelerator Loader
Coded By Merlin
Cracking Any Speedlock Program Which is Dead Dead Easy Improves Your Sex Life

The Excelerator System You Still Here I Write This 3 days After I Got Engaged And Im Deeply In Love So This Is Dedicated To All Those Hackers And Programmers Who Are In Love And Lets Do It To Them Before They Get Us Eh! And This Is Aslo Dedicated To Those People In Strides Grimsby Who Stuck A Mickey Finn In My Drink My Headache And New Technicolour Bathroom Is All Through Them.Programmers Do It While Rotating

SPEEDUNLOCK IT ANY TIME PROTECTION SYSTEM DING RUDDY DING DING HELLO TO DEAN MANDI BEV SUPPOSE YOU WANT TO KNOW A BIT ABOUT ME THEN IM 21 LOVE CHEESE CAKE AND HATE GETTING UP IN A MORNING AND IM A PROGRAMMER ARENT WE ALL OH WELL MUST GO GLAD YOU FOUND THE MESSAGES
Omega One.tzx
HEY HACKERS… TO GET INFINITE LIVES, POKE 61424 WITH 201
Return of the Holy Joystick.tzx
What’s this….Another Hacker?
Watch out for :-
‘REVENGE OF THE ALIENS – Encounter 3’
Due out sometime in ’87
If I get around to it!
Congratulations on getting this far!
But have you got it to work on disc?
HI THERE,HACKER!
I’M INTERESTED TO KNOW HOW YOU GOT HERE
PLEASE CONTACT:-
MARK HAIGH-HUTCHINSON,
c/o VORTEX SOFTWARE,
24 KANSAS AVENUE,SALFORD,M5 2GL.
Congratulations on getting this far!
But have you got it to work on disc?
HI THERE,HACKER!
I’M INTERESTED TO KNOW HOW YOU GOT HERE
PLEASE CONTACT:-
MARK HAIGH-HUTCHINSON,
c/o VORTEX SOFTWARE,
24 KANSAS AVENUE,SALFORD,M5 2GL.
Sir Lancelot.tzx
HELLO THERE HACKER!!!
Skate or Die.tzx
Mike – Kinetic – 1988 – 0934 635388
Are you a programmer or just a hacker?
Son of Blagger.tzx
WELCOME TO ALL HACKERS.
I,M ELLIOT, AUTHOR OF THIS MEGABRILLIANT PROGRAM.
I’M GLAD YOU’VE DECIDED TO HAVE A LOOK INSIDE.
DON’T TELL ME….YOUR LOOKING FOR AN INFINITE LIVES POKE !!!
HI! IF YOU’VE READ ABOUT THIS BIT IN A MAGAZINE AND THOUGHT YOU’D CHECK IT OUT.
HERE’S A BIT ABOUT ME…
I WAS BORN ON MARCH 4th 1967,I LIVE IN LEEDS AND HAVE MY A LEVELS IN MAY 85.
MY FIRST COMPUTER WAS A ZX81 EQUIPT WITH 16K OF WOBBLE,I BECAME SUPERB AT ZX BASIC AND SOON TIRE
THIS PROMPTED ME TO TEACH MYSELF Z80 MACHINE CODE,THIS I DID AND WROTE SOME BITS AND BATS SUCH A
I THEN MOVED ONTO THE SPECTRUM & I WROTE SOME STUFF FOR IT.
I NOW USE THE ZX81 TO HEAT MY BEDROOM!!
THEN ONE DAY I SAW AN ADVERT LOOKING FOR PROGRAMMERS TO WORK FOR ALLIGATA. I ANSWERED IT, HAD A
SON OF BLAGGER IS MY FIRST PROGRAM FOR ALLIGATA,KEEP A LOOK OUT FOR MORE OF MY GAMES IN THE FUTU
SEE YA LATA ALLIGATA
Love and Loading Errors ELLI GAY (TOR) programmer extraordinare.
SO GET PLAYING,HACKING OR WHAT EVER YOU DO WITH COMPUTER GAMES !!!
DONT PIRATE IT, COS IF YOU DO I’LL GET SO ANGRY THAT I’LL SLAP YOUR LEGS (SWINTAN)!!
12 MARKS TO EVERYBODY AT ALLERTON GRANGE HIGH SCHOOL ESPECIALY TO THE PINK PAJAMA LOONIES IN THE
OH NO, THE MEN IN WHITE COATS ARE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY
BETTER RUN…..BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>
BLAGGERS THEME BY JONNY GAY GRAPHICS AIDED BY R DOWNING AND TONY NICOL
Spellbound.tzx
HELLO HACKER.
FANCY MEETING iHERE !
SPELLBOUND 128K COPYRIGHT 1986
BY DAVID JONES
IF iHAVE aPROGRAM THAT i
WOULD LIKE cPUBLISH WHY NOT
SEND IT cUS?
MASTERTRONIC
8-10 PAUL STREET
LONDON EC2A 4JH
Tank Command.tzx
HI EVERYONE ITZ ME AGAIN THE ONE WHO AS TO THINK UP A STUPID MESSAGE FOR ALL YOU HACKERS TO FIND.THIS TIME I’M GOING TO TELL YOU HOW TRASH RICK ASTLY IS,HOW PATHETIC 5 STAR AND AHA ARE AND HOW COMPLEATLY (IF YOU LIKE MORCOMBE AND WISE STOP READING NOW) BRILLIANT THE SMITHS,MORRISSEY,LLOYD COLE AND NO! NO! DON’T MAKE ME PUT HIPSWAY AS WELL! NOT FORGETTING PREFAB SPOUT!!ELLO STAVROS ERE INNIT! VESE BLINKIN SONGS IN VE CHARTS BLINKIN STUPID BASTS CAN’T SING TO SAVE THEIR TOFFS INNIT?I’M DAVE SHAW (27/8/72) BYE!
Trailblazer.tzx
Welcome to Trailblazer from Gremlin Graphics written by SHAUN HOLLINGWORTH,P.HARRAP,C.KERRY (The young one) and GREG HOLMES (too pey?).Game play and some graphic bits by TERRY LLOYD (yaki da!) and P.HARRAP. Oh!,and if you think the levels are too hard then tough!,you can’t have expected it to be easy can you? It’s no use complaining,we were forced at gunpoint to play ALL the levels completely so we don’t see why you should have it easy either.Nearly forgot – the keys are on your computer – oops! I meant the keys are Q-Left,W-right,Y to P-Up,H to ENTER-Down and Space to jump……….There may be a Cheat mode but I doubt it….Original game design by S.Southern on the C16/64 P.S don’t forget to read the P.S OK or you’ll be sorry!…. I suppose you’ll want to play the game now…you have been warned………………….One last point,……….wait for it……….it’s nearly here……….Hello Mum!………………
Video Poker.tzx
HELLO HACKERS CBM IS CR– STOP FALLING IN RESERVIORS SIMON.SAM FOX HAS LOVELY T-TS SIGNED D T
Yes, Prime Minister.tzx
HELLO THERE, HACKERS. YES, I KNOW THIS WASN’T VERY DIFFICULT TO GET INTO BUT I DON’T BELIEVE IN SPENDING TOO LONG ON PROTECTION (I.E. MORE THAN ABOUT 4 MINS, 33 SECS). PLEASE NOTE THE COPYRIGHT MESSAGE ABOVE WHICH I HAD TO PUT IN FOR LEGAL REASONS: IT MEANS YOU CAN’T LEGALLY USE ANY OF THIS STUFF. NOT THAT I THINK THAT WILL MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE, OF COURSE – NOR, INDEED, DO I PERSONALLY MIND AT ALL. WELL, THAT’S ABOUT ALL I CAN BE BOTHERED TO TYPE IN JUST NOW, SO BYE! (OH, IF YOU WANT TO WRITE, YOU CAN GET IN CONTACT WITH ME, JOHN WOOD, C/O ODE, 78 CHURCH WAY, IFFLEY, OXFORD OX4 4EF; BUT BE WARNED I’M VERY BAD AT REPLYING TO LETTERS.) P.S. A RECOMMENDATION: READ ALAN MOORE’S ‘THE WATCHMEN’ – IT’S BRILL!
Artura.tzx
ALKATRAZ PROTECTION SYSTEM
JANUARY 1986, ANTONY DUNMORE, JAMES WOOD, JOHN BAYLIFFE
1942.tzx
This loader was writen by Stuart of XCEL. Allthough it looks very pretty and is called psychedekic megga load it dident take very long to write and is therefore very easy to hack.
Special thenks to chris nash for stating the obvious and to prince for supplying probably the best music in the world Thankyou and goodnight “allways look to the dawn and there you will find the light”
Predator.tzx
PREDATOR – (c) 1987/8 20th Century Fox.

This program was written in an incredible two months in Leeds and the last week in a hell-hole called Southampton – nothing against the people that live in Southampton, but we did see only three other people the whole time we were there! Well I suppose it’s time for a few credits (and there is only a few!) – here goes ….

Thanks to Bryn for totally bodging the graphics (only joking) and many thanks to ‘Eddy’ for giving the team so much notice for coming to Southampton (ie: 12 hours) and to ‘Ray’ for giving us so much money to spend while we were here (in other words – sod all). Also many thanks to ‘Stuart’ at Activision, without who we would never have had the chance to visit such a crap place as Southampton. Many thanks to the bloke that runs the guest house we (almost) stayed in (Ray: why did it have to be so bloody far from the Activision offices).

When you read this message, the ST version (written by Alaric) may be finished (or maybe not!) Thanks to Mike for getting me to write a program to convert HIS screens from ST to C64 format! and not forgeting the Southampton police for telling us the way home when we got lost the night we arrived.

Thanks to ‘Saul’ for not being there to test the games when we were. Mind you it was about 3 o’clock in the morning!! Thanks to ‘Eddy’ for getting the music to us (about 2 days late). If you are reading this message, you have either been speaking to the idiot that wrote the program, or you’ve been reading a mag that said that you press some keys if (or even when) you finish the game. And what a game! (it was designed by System 3 who are the biggest load of bodgers around.) ………

And last but no means least, ALL my thanks go to my girlfriend Liz for putting up with me being in Southampton for so bloody long. See you in the next project which could be anything…….
Raid over Moscow.tzx
DJL Software & D. Aubrey Jones 1984 – Tel:0793 724317 * Government Health Warning – Attempting to crack SPEEDLOCK can damage your sanity! *
Saboteur.tzx
IF YOU PIRATE THIS THE MARTIAL ARTISTS WILL GET YOU!!

100 REWARD If your copy of this game doesnot have a blue cassette bodywith DURELL embossed on it, anddoes not have DURELL on the leadin strip then it is a forgery. Please send any forgeries to DURELL SOFTWARE Ltd. Castle Lodge Castle Green TAUNTON TA1 4AB Somerset ENGLAND with your name and address,and the name and address of theperson who supplied you withthe forgery. You will be sent a genuinereplacement copy and a reward of`100 if your information leads to a successful prosecution. PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE
Critical Mass.tzx
Critical Mass is written exclusively by programmer Simon Francis of Townsend House, 40 East Street, Crewkerne, Somerset. Tel:- 72160
So don’t dissassemble any of this you bast**ds…
Blow Out.tzx
Stop looking in my program !
I never wanted to be a programmer
I always wanted to be a …
(a) Sex Aid
(b) Lumberjack
(c) Hedgehog
(d) Cheese cake
(e) Father
Answers on a postcard please to
Simon Brattel
& Neil Mottershead
This program is copyright ( but not by us )
ANNOUNCEMENT
This space has been rented by the Design-Design
marriage guidance bureau .
TWO aging depressed (depressing) programmers
{ soon to be certified }
seek female company with a view to establishing
an extremely verbose relationship .
Translation :- ‘Love amongst the cheese cakes’
(Fruit cakes)
END OF ANNOUNCEMENT
PS Lavernia’s massage parlour has moved to
125 Smedley Rd Cheetham Hill
Tel. 061 205 6603 and ask for Joe
PSS This game owes its existance to :-
(53) 2-Litre coke bottles
(6) Greens Original Cheese Cakes
(24) Very hot curries
(4) 600 K floppy discs
(100000) Neurons
(1) Another Greens Original
(4) 1/2 pint glasses
(98) kWh of t’electric
(2410^660601049) T-States
and finally
(980) misery filled hours of wasted effort .
PSSS We appologise for the awful noises
They weren’t our idea
PSSSS Coming soon (we hope)
THE LOADER
… and so off they go into the dawn …
… pausing only to reconstruct the Nascam …
… reinvent the keyboard …
… resubmit the cheques …
… think of the next line …
But the cheese cake has arrived and so
must go .
10-4 (aaaaaaargh !)
“Is that the sort of thing you’re after ?”
think we can use that.”
Combat School.tzx
This AY music module is copyright 1987 Jas.C.Brooke. -Prepare to die!-
Ball Crazy.tzx
Thanks to Nigel Brown for the original concept and for the Amstrad graphics from which the Spectrum characters were taken. Thank you also to Sarah for the speedy production of Spectrum sprites, despite many crashes and dead Spectrums.
Scooby Doo.tzx
Hello again Yes its me, the person who allways ends up doing the masters for elite games. I cant think why i dont even work for elite, i work, or should i say own xcel software anyway they pay me enough to put my multi colored loader on there games so who's conplaining. Its quite a nice day again isnt it. i see steve has arived in his lotus again some people have all the fun oh well i had better get a move on, they want it done by three and its nearly twelve now, I hope you keep listening to prince, and even if you dont i hope you keep buying games and enjoy reading all of my little messages.

You will find them on most of the new elite games and all of my games from Xcel but remember, dont tell anyone or they wont ask me to do any more, and then how will i aford that lamborgini that will look so nice next to steves lotus when i ask for more money for doing these masters. Where was i, oh yes i was about to have another cup of coffe. goodbye till next time lots of love (dont take that the wrong way) from stuart, With special thanks to dawn my sister.
Sly Spy – Secret Agent.tzx
Thanks to Louise Martin (for always being there) and all the guys who ever went to 9,Patten St. for their madness and insommnia!
Shove Off.tzx
ELLO PUSHOVER WAS DESIGNED AND WRITTEN BY JONATHAN CAULDWELL 1990. HELLO THERE HACKER! NICE TO SEE YOU TAKING AN INTEREST IN MY CODE! IF YOU’RE INTERESTED, YOU MAY LIKE TO KNOW OF A CHEAT MODE INCORPORATED IN THIS GAME… FIRSTLY, YOU SHOULD PLAY THE GAME AS NORMAL AND GET ONTO THE HIGH SCORE TABLE (NOT DIFFICULT). THEN, ENTER YOUR NAME AS EGGHEAD. (REMEMBER THE FULL STOP AFTER THE NAME.) NOW PRESS C TO CHEAT, OR J FOR SOMETHING REALLY WEIRD… IF YOU WANT TO SEE MORE OF MY GAMES, TRY THE POWERTAPE ON ISSUES 73 AND 83 OF CRASH… -JON 14/9/90- !
Airwolf II.tzx
Uni-Loader is part of the Uni-Master System written exclusively for Elite Systems by Paul Holmes
Swords & Sorcery.tzx
PROGRAM PROTECTED BY NOVALOAD 48 WRITTEN BY GRAHAM (JEDI) MASON FOR PSS
PETE (ME),RAY (I),GRAHAM (YOU)
Program Protected By NovaLoad 48
Program Protected By Novaload 48 written By Graham (Jedi) Mason For P.S.S. 1985
Wrap It Up Fuzz Ball. The Cure. Paul (xavior) Hutchinson. Mike (2 weeks) Simpson. Charlie (i dont play games) colledge . Star Wars.Star Trek.The Last Star fighter.Viking Radio.Lazer 558.yeah!
Dogsbody to the Rescue.tzx
PROTECTION SYSTEM BY KEVIN PARKER. GAME AUDv
IO,VISUAL,CODE COPYRIGHT
INTERCEPTOR SOFTWARE 1985.
USE POWER SWITCH TO RESET.
**** NOT ANOTHER PIRATE ? THAT MUST BE THE 937’TH ONE SINCE I PUT THIS AMAZING MUSIC INTO THIS RATHER DULL GAME . CANT WAIT TO I GET PAI
ND FOR MY WORK – DO YOU REALISE I HAD TO RE-WRITE HALF OF IT BECAUSE IT WAS SO BAD ! WELL , THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR USING A 6502 PROGRAMMER ON A REAL MACHINE LIKE THE AMSTRAD . COMING SOON – MUSIC WHILE YOU LOAD ! IF ANY SOFTWARE HOUSE OUT THERE WOULD LIKE T
O HAVE THIS UNIQUE NEW LOADING SYSTEM WITH THEIR PROGRAM THEN THEY MUST CONTACT —– KEVIN PARKER , 19 RODWELL CLOSE , KINSON , BOURNEMOUTH , BH10 7JH . REASONABLE PRICES , MUSIC DATA SUPPLIED BY THE AUTHOR . ALSO AVAILABLE – AN AMAZING DISC PROTECTION SY
STEM FROM ODDBALL SOFTWARE – CONTACT KEVIN PARKER FOR DETAILS . MUST GO , I’VE GOT TO PUT A TURBO ON THIS PROGRAM YET !! BYE BYE 4 NOW ****
Tetris.tzx
987 ANDROMEDA SOFTWARE AND MIRRORSOFT LTD. PRODUCED BY MIRRORSOFT LTD. MUSIC BY DAVID WHITTAKER. GRAPHICS BY TAFF, ROWAN SOFTWARE AND DENIS MOLE HARRIS. CODE BY TAFF. NAGGING BY JOHN COOK. CONCEPT BY ACADEMYSOFT. CONGRATS TO BISH, CLAIRE AND BABYBISH. THANKS TO J.H. FOR HELPING ME OUT. IF YOU GET A CHANCE, SEE THE C64 VERSION BECAUSE THE MUSIC IS BRILLIANT. WATCH OUT FOR ANDY CAPP…IT IS GREAT. (THANKS NIGEL AT BLITTER !)

OPTIONS…K FOR KEYBOARD, J FOR KEMPSTON, I FOR SINCLAIR, C FOR CURSOR, T TOGGLE MUSIC, B TOGGLE BACKGROUNDS, S SAVE HIGH SCORES AND L LOAD HIGH SCORES
THESE ARE THE GREATEST HIGH SCORES. THE BEST IS !SHITFACE! WITH A SCORE OF BUMBUM PRETTY GOOD, BUT I BET IT CAN BE BEATEN….GO ON HAVE A TRY!

..HOLD IT……HMMM…..THE CHEAT MODE IS NOW OPERATIVE…………..

A QUICK HELLO TO EVERYONE AT MIRRORSOFT, ESPECIALLY EVERYONE IN THE PRODUCT DEPARTMENT AND US TELEPHONE SUPPORT PEOPLE. ALSO THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO HAS HELPED AND THOSE WHO HAD FAITH IN ME..IE JC..CHEERS. YOU CAN SEE WHAT THE CHOICES ARE, SO PICK ONE. HAVE FUN !!!!!!
Powerplay – Game of the Gods.tzx
LOAD-A-GAME by Andy Severn
This loading system was written by Andy Severn.

Hi, Do you ever get bored with watching stripes in the border?
Well, be bored no more!
This is the third in the new
generation of spectrum loaders.
From PLAYERS
Now loading POWERPLAY main game recorded after this is the first set of quiz data.
The other three quiz files are on SIDE-B of this cassette.
At the end of this side of the tape is an extra program
B ABSOLUTELY FREE
THE COMPACT DISC DEMO!
EProgrammed by
Andy Severn
EGraphics
Colin Swinbourne
ETitle music (128k only)
Mike Brown
ESpecial thanks to
Max Taylor of Arcana
Paul for the bold font idea!
ELoading screen
FAny comments? Write to…
Simon ‘ACID’ Daniels
See inlay for address.

Look out for TASK FORCE by the newest member of the PLAYERS team, Sonja Knight.

OUT SOON: Destination Shanghai AKA: Warriors of Shanghai (Wellthey are the provisional names).
It will have Loadsa-ninjas (SIC)mini-uzis, knives,blood and gutsand gratuitous violence. (Yum!)
Look out for JMJ hiding in the docklands backdrops (Can we get away with this? YES WE CAN!!)
Ok, Ive been hassled by Kevin togive him a mention for the FIRST EVER loadagame, on Deviants!
Its almost time for the game tostart now so Ill leave you with A few hellos from me – &e7
Carol, Ian Sheridan, Stingray all who ‘work’in prog dept here and ANYONE WHO KNOWS ME!
And TA to the ART DEPT for the inlay, have you noticed that younever see any credits for them ?
I think they deserve it! (Gotta be nice to them cos theyre doingan ace box for my ST game soon!)
Ninja Hamster.tzx
Injectaload Loading System
Gma 1987 Tel 0472-74768
Injectaload Loading System
Crl Software At Its Limits
North Star.tzx
VOO DOO RAGE (FORMERLY COMPUTER WIDOWS) COPYRIGHT 1986 REMOTE SOFTWARE
SINCE YOU ARE READING THIS I MUST ASSUME THAT YOU ARE A PIRATE .
STOP NOW BEFORE INFRINGING ANY COPYRIGHT LAWS AS HEAVEY PENALTIES
ARE NOW ENFORCABLE. THE PRICE OF SOFTWARE CAN ONLY ESCULATE IF THIS KIND
OF PIRACY CONTINUES. DO EVERYBODY A FAVOUR AND BUY YOUR OWN…….
IF, HOWEVER, DTHIS
& IS ONLY GOING TO BE A BACKUP … CARRY ON Mc DUFF.
Street Cred Football.tzx
“Street Cred’ Football” (C) 1989 Players Software. Written by Andy Severn Graphics by JABBA and Colin Swinbourne. Press FIRE to start MENTIONS FILE: HI to… GNOME, DAN THE TEFAL FROM HEALD GREEN (Fine!), Richard ‘Sparky-D’ Williams, Ashley Etchell, Raizen, STU’89. If you want to join the Players Mentions file, send a whitty letter or loads of Money to me – Andy at Players.
Frenzy.tzx
[ TO COPY THIS MASTER BREAK INTO”‘”THIS PROGRAM AND TYPE GOTO 100 ]
Paperboy.tzx
This rather trendy loader was written for elite by stuart middleton of XCEL software as where commando,bombjack and ghosts and goblins loader QUESTION :- If elite's programmers are the best in the business why do they enploy someone from another company to write there loaders Thank you for hacking this game although because it is so big you might find difficulty in hacking it and i appologise for any inconvinience As long as prince keeps writing briliant songs i will keep writing brilliant games look out for new titles from XCEL and ELITE Thankyou for your time
Paper Boy ,
Tank Attack.tzx
Hello everyone yes its me from Xcel, im back and im writting in force again, you remember me dont you i did all those loaders for elite back in the good old days, any way keep hacking my games and listen to prince allot,bye bye. Stuart middleton and sue (the bodkins)
Addams Family, The.tzx
CAR THIEVES AND BURGLARS, WHO ARE THE SCUM OF THIS EARTH, SHOULD ALL BE HANGED
WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS… HOW DO THE SCUM MANAGE TO STEAL CARS AND ROB HOUSES WHEN THEY HAVEN’T GOT A BRAIN ???
THERE IS NO JUSTIFICATION FOR CRIME

IF SOMEONE BREAKS INTO YOUR HOUSE OR TRIES TO STEAL YOUR CAR, YOU SHOULD HAVE THE RIGHT TO SHOOT THEM DEAD, AS THEY ARE NO MORE USE TO SOCIETY THAN A RABID DOG
I PAY TAXES TO STOP SCUM DYING IN THE STREETS AND THEN THEY COME ROUND AND STEAL MY POSSESSIONS….. NOW THERE’S GRATITUDE FOR YOU
THE SCUM ARE TRYING TO BRING THIS COUNTRY DOWN TO THEIR LEVEL OF DEPRAVITY……. PLEASE DON’T LET THEM SUCCEED
Tank Attack.tzx
LOADSA SPACE….WOT A LOAD OF OLD COBBLES!!!! DO YER LIKE DA PROGGY? YOU BETTER LIKE IT OR I’LL DO SOMETHING UNMENTIONABLE TO YER, YA GIT!! JABBA’S A BIG FAT GIT….. SIMON’S A BIT POOFTER!!!!!!! STEVE’S A MOP IN DISGUISE…. JULIAN’S A BALDY, DWARFY, FAT, BLOBBY, BULLSHIT MERCHANT DISGUISED AS AN INCOMPETENT MANAGER!!!!! HA,HA!! I’M JUST TOO COOL TO BE A PROGRAMMER!?/$??
MY GOD, AM I EVER GOING TO GET ANY MONEY OUT OF INTERCEPTOR…. I DOUBT IT….. BY THE WAY, THERE IS MORE TEXT THAN THERE IS GAME IN THIS MACHINE… IF YOU WANT ANY MACHINE CODE TIPS PLEASE SEND 3 TO SONJA BABES, INTERCEPTOR LIMITED, MERCURY HOUSE, CALLEVA PARK, ALDERMASTON AND THEY WILL GIVE THELETTER TO MOI!!! I SOLD TASKFORCE FOR ONLY800 TO INTERCEPTOR… I GET THE FEELING I WAS RIPPED..(BYE!).
Tank Command.tzx
HI EVERYONE ITZ ME AGAIN THE ONE WHO AS TO THINK UP A STUPID MESSAGE FOR ALL YOU HACKERS TO FIND.THIS TIME I’M GOING TO TELL YOU HOW TRASH RICK ASTLY IS,HOW PATHETIC 5 STAR AND AHA ARE AND HOW COMPLEATLY (IF YOU LIKE MORCOMBE AND WISE STOP READING NOW) BRILLIANT THE SMITHS,MORRISSEY,LLOYD COLE AND NO! NO! DON’T MAKE ME PUT HIPSWAY AS WELL! NOT FORGETTING PREFAB SPOUT!!ELLO STAVROS ERE INNIT! VESE BLINKIN SONGS IN VE CHARTS BLINKIN STUPID BASTS CAN’T SING TO SAVE THEIR TOFFS INNIT?I’M DAVE SHAW (27/8/72) BYE!
Colour of Magic, The.tzx
;”THE COLOUR OF MAGIC”:
Also dedicated to M.K.
Piranha won’t be the same
without you!
Oh! Well found, you!
Is no hiding place safe?J
This is for you.|

THE COLOUR OF MAGIC Copyright
1986 Macmilan Ltd. Programmed by Fergus McNeill and Colin Buckett of DELTA 4 Software. And Now For Something Completely Different! “Dave, will you please make mad and passionate love to me?” luv Steph. “Also, Mari’s a stupid bitch!”

How can you tell when an Irishman has been using the wordprocessor? The screen is covered in Tippex!

If your college uses Apples and has a Corvus Constellation System running then… enter username, then call 6032hex to enter any area! Good, eh?

“Hello!” to: SPUD, Jon, Jase, Portia, Clem, Jay, Jon, Mandy, Suzannah, Rich, Tony, Adam, COMMUNARDS, Level 9, Terry, Tim, Tim’s mum & dad, Harriet, Nicky, the girl in Southampton WHS, Heath, Lee, all Col’s BTECers, McGoo, Globaliquidation Software (pay up, guys!), Lesley, Pauline, Greg, Marc, the great staff at Southampton Laskys, and the pillock who wrote eKWInoKCs (see you in court, mother). Well, that’s it for this game. Sorry about the delay in finishing this but personal problems slow me down.

To you, my friend, I’ll miss you. Think about Wednesdays gone by, late nights, waking up, and moonlit South Bank walks. “Until then, so cold the night….” Until next year then, my friends! Goodbye, and good fortune! Fergus: October 1986.

PS. What’s the difference between being erotic and being perverse? Being erotic, you use a feather, being perverse you use the whole chicken!!!
Zythum.tzx
GOOD LUCK WITH THE EXAMS,EWAN&CO
EMMA BRAHAM, SORRY I WAS SO RUDE WHEN YOU WERE IN THE PUB THE OTHER DAY-LOVE PETE
Turrican II – The Final Fight.tzx
hello Rob!
Z80 Sound System routines (c) Sean Conran 1991 – tel 0442 863939
Back to the Future.tzx
MANY THANKS TO:
MIKE RANGY OF
NOMANSLAND ELECTRONICS 93 390881
MARK EYLES OF
HOLOGRAPHIX (0703 31947)
MARTIN WALKER & MARK ALEXANDER
Auf Wiedersehen Pet.tzx
“””SUPERCODE”””””
“FROM C.P.SOFTWARE””
“17 ORCHARD LANE””
“PRESTWOOD””
“GREAT MISSENDEN””
“BUCKS.””
Call Me Psycho.tzx
*SUPERCODE 3.5
BY F.A.VACHHA B.SC.
PUBLISHED BY DEEP THOUGHT
BY THRELFALL AND HODGSON
PUBLISHED BY PSS
Universal Hero.tzx
STATEMENT Due to the initial bad design of this program the programer wishes to apologise for the lack of sound wich is due to memory restrictions, To make up for this lack of sound the programer sudgests one of the prince albums to be played in the background at a large volume HACKERS Due to the size of the game you may find it hard to hack without over writing a part of the program with any kind of dissasembler you may use and you will also notice there is no way any room for basic. To overcome this problem you may erase the bottom part of memory (5B00-8000) as this is purley graphics and when any alterations have been made they may be re-patched over again. Thankyou for buying or copying this game and i hope you have fun playing and hacking this game and i hope you find some good pokes for it. Yours sincerly Stuart & Dawn
Back to the Future II.tzx
Play Again Y N ?
YOU HAVE TO COME BACK WITH ME!
BACK TO THE FUTURE!!!
THE POLICE…..
THEY ARE TAKING JENNIFER HOME!
GREAT SCOTT!!
WE HAVE GOT TO GET HER OUT OF THERE!!!
I DON’T GET IT DOC…
THIS ISN’T THE 1985 I REMEMBER!
YOU’RE RIGHT MARTY…
WE ARE IN AN ALTERNATIVE 1985.
IT’S UP TO YOU NOW MARTY, TO SORT THIS MESS OUT….
YOUR FUTURE DEPENDS ON IT!
WHAT DO WE DO NOW DOC?
WE HAVE TO GO BACK TO 1955
AND STOP BIFF GIVING HIS YOUNGER SELF
THE SPORTS ALMANAC.
I DON’T BELIEVE IT IS TEN PAST SIX IN THE MORNING!
YEAH! AND WE’VE BEEN TYPING THIS SODDIN’ TEXT IN ALL NIGHT!!!!
I WONDER…….
IF I’LL GET PAID TODAY. WHAT DO YOU THINK DAMIAN?
NAAAAHHHHH! THE MASTERING HASN’T BEEN DONE!!!
WIBBLE WIBBLE WIBBLE WIBBLE…. WOOGAFRUNCLEBARF!!!
OH NO! THE LACK OF SLEEP HAS FINALLY GOT TO TONY!!
CALL THE MEDICS! I THINK IT’S INFECTIOUS! (bibble)!!
WHY IS THERE SOME BLUE ECTOPLASMDRIPPING DOWN MY MONITOR TONY?
WHAT BLUE ECTOPLASM???? (AHEM!)
WOW! HEAVY DOC!
WHO THE HECK IS DOC?
YOU’RE THE DOC, DOC!
NO I’M NOT! IT’S ME, DAMIAN. I AM JUST PRETENDING TO BE DOC!
LOOK DOC! YOU HAVE TO HELP ME!!!
COME ON TONY! DON’T MESS ME ABOUT!!
HMM, at last I get control of the keyboard!
Now what to say ?
OH ON! I’VE RUN OUT OF MEMORY!!
Yes, Prime Minister.tzx
ODE 1987
HELLO THERE, HACKERS. YES, I KNOW THIS WASN'T VERY DIFFICULT TO GET INTO BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IN SPENDING TOO LONG ON PROTECTION (I.E. MORE THAN ABOUT 4 MINS, 33 SECS). PLEASE NOTE THE COPYRIGHT MESSAGE ABOVE WHICH I HAD TO PUT IN FOR LEGAL REASONS: IT MEANS YOU CAN'T LEGALLY USE ANY OF THIS STUFF. NOT THAT I THINK THAT WILL MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE, OF COURSE - NOR, INDEED, DO I PERSONALLY MIND AT ALL. WELL, THAT'S ABOUT ALL I CAN BE BOTHERED TO TYPE IN JUST NOW, SO BYE! (OH, IF YOU WANT TO WRITE, YOU CAN GET IN CONTACT WITH ME, JOHN WOOD, C/O ODE, 78 CHURCH WAY, IFFLEY, OXFORD OX4 4EF; BUT BE WARNED I'M VERY BAD AT REPLYING TO LETTERS.)
P.S. A RECOMMENDATION: READ ALAN MOORE'S 'THE WATCHMEN' - IT'S BRILL!
Bug Blaster.tzx
PLEASE NOTE THAT THE WRITER OF THIS FRONT END HAD NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH THE REST OF THE PROGRAM.IT WAS WRITTEN BY AN AMERICAN !!!!!WE DID N’T REALLYWANT TO MARKET IT,BUT WERE FORCED TO BY AN ACCIDENT, ONE F***ING BIG ACCIDENT

.SPACES,SPACES, THEN OF COURSE THERE’S ROMMEL’S TO FINISH LATEST RELEASE DATE 1987.

OH BY THE WAY, HELLO MARIA.D & F.ING D HUHOH WELL CYBER THINGY TO DO, HO HUM END OF LINE !!!!!!!

P.S. I WISH TO MAKE A COMPLAINT END OF FILE

cont….I HATE THIS PROGRAM the THING

H.M. Government warning DISASSEMBLING THIS PROGRAM CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH
Uncle SAM needs YOU
CUDDLY’S MASSAGE PARLOUR Tel (0401) 43553
Voice activation HUH Only an AMERICAN could think of that
LATEST RELEASE FROM the computer junk shop Rommel’s Monitor and Disassembler…………….SPOT THE DIFFERENCE
Death Stalker.tzx
Hello, good evening & wellcome to Qualtan, or Death Stalker in official form! Brought to you & (c) of course, by TAG computer games. We at TAG have always wondered why you hackers don’t do something contructive like writing games! If you wan’t to talk to us about this subject then ring HULL (0482) 215320 & have a chat. ( do this anyway if you like! we’re also after graphic artists , games testers & designers. )

Watch out for ‘Ninja Massacre’ its beaut!! Hope you liked ’19 boot camp’ we did! Coming soon, Touchlight from Palace. Hello to Rogue who are writing the CBM version , featuring the first ever 16 colour HW scroll! More games from Codemasters later in the year! I am currently stranded in the TAG office because my car is locked in the multi story car park ! , just thought you might be interested.

Thanks to PDS for the wonderfull Pd system, its wonderfull! TAG – the worlds first vegetarian computer company. We love Codemasters! Especially Mark, Tim, Richard & David! but is it TRUE or FALSE we ask? Fact is often stranger than fiction! more so where computers are concerned! Who was Paragon? Who are Tiertex? What is Artic ? South Hunsley , Britains crappist school! I know! theres loads more buffer left, but I’ve 20 miles to walk home!
Flip Flap.tzx
FLIPPING FANTASTIC!!………..THE GENIUS WHO WROTE THIS GAME THOUGHT NOBODY WOULD GET THIS FAR………….HE CERTAINLY COULDNT HIMSELF!……YOU MUST HAVE IMMENSELY POWERFUL FLIPPING FINGERS…………..OR DID YOU CHEAT, YOU SWINE!……………..ANYWAY, DONT THINK YOUVE FINISHED…COS YOURE NOW GOING BACK TO THE START…………….SEE YOU NEXT TIME ROUND…………. OH!…AND MANY THANKS FOR BUYING THIS GAME……….GOOD, ISNT IT?…….. YOU DID BUY IT, DIDNT YOU?……
Gordello Dynasty.tzx
Thanks a million LORNA. I don’t think you found that many bugs when playtesting GORDELLO……………… it just seemed like it!
Energy.tzx
DESIGNED BY ANDY ROUTLEDGE GRAPHICS BY L.BROOKES WRITTEN BY ODD JOB SPECIAL THANKS ARE DUE TO NICK VINCENT WITHOUT WHOSE INVALUABLE AND ENTIRELY INACCURATE CIRCLES ROUTINE THE GAME WOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN FINISHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eye.tzx
This program was HAND-CODED by
Toni Baker, on behalf of
Andromeda, who successfully
managed to avoid giving me an
assembler until a week before
completion.
Gary Lineker’s Super Skills.tzx
CONFUCIOUS SAY: “SIT ON MY FACE AND TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME”
Really-quite-fast loader. Written by Mark Incley 1988
Match Point.tzx
IF YOU HAVE DISASSEMBLED THIS CODE,AND INTEND MAKING COPYS FOR RESALE,FRIENDS OR OTHER BEAR IN MIND YOU ARE A THIEF AND THAT 4 PEOPLE SPEND A GREAT DEAL OF TIME ,EFFORT AND SLEEPLESS NIGHTS PRODUCING THIS PROGRAM:- STEVE ,ANN,MARIA AND STEVE T. A FEW QUID ISN’T MUCH TO PAY DEDICATED TO THE GIRL WHO TAKES MY BREATH AWAY… AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING
Grumpy Gumphrey Supersleuth.tzx
Dear Chris Wood,we the Gremlin programmers hope that you approve of the logical structure of this Program,if you don’t then PISS OFF! and hack into something else.We are preparing an especially hard hack proof program that will keep you busy for eons,or even longer! Vampires do live that long don’t they? This program was started on Microdrive,converted to a trashy TR disk drive that keeps CRASHING the source.Finally we gave up and bought a `6000 Pinnacle ,this amazing machine has a 12 Meg 68000 processor executing 3,000,000 instructions a second,so stick that up your Amstrad!!
Powerplay – Game of the Gods.tzx
THANKS FOR WRITING ALL THAT COOOL MUZAK MIKE I HAD ENDLESS HOURS OF FUN(!) CONVERTING IT ALL FROM YOUR AMIGA

JUST TIME FOR A FEW ELLOS FROM SIMON………….. HI TO BEX, SUZ, SMILES, MIKE, JM, BATMAN, LUCY, JEM,JIM AND THE BOYS, EVERYONE AT RAY+BAN, EVERYONE IN DENVER, ALSO HI TO TRACY CHAPMAN (IVE GOT A FAST ST), HI TO PACKMAN AND ALL THE RAPPERS AT INCENTIVE, BRUCE WILLIS, CYBIL SHEPHERD, # TOM #, THANKS TO ANDY, MIKE, AND JABBA FOR THE MEGA DEMO, ANY PROGRAMMERS OUT THERE WHO THINK THEY CAN DO BETTER RING ME ON 07356 77421, ANYONE WHOSE GOT MORE THAN FIVE PAIRS OF CONVERSE CAN DROP DEAD……. WELL THATS ABOUT IT……… CAN WE RAPP YET????????????????
Master Chess.tzx
The Programmer accepts No responsibility for The ‘quality’ of this game…………Any resemblance to real Chess Games is Completely impossible !!
How to be a Hero.tzx
First of all I would like to thank stu (car destroyer)for letting me loose on this loader.

We would like to thank everyone and anyone who helped, hindered,or was involved in thisproject. Thanks to Stu(grovel),for the program,me and my dad for the ace grafix,rob for the maps,Ade and Rich for looking cool, Ray for the DESIGNER WIGS
,and all at the Kebab house.
Thanks to Central for the amazingly brillllliant prog TRAPDOOR (‘ello there!)

Special thanks to Dawn, for being Stu’s sister,Tracey for writing all the letters, Louise,Sue & Sue for being the most beutiful people in the world,the cleaning lady for her entertaining stories,a bottle of cheese for being at the top of the stairs,and the CO-OP for producing the worlds best pineapple chunks!
There is slightly more sound in this game than there was in UNIVERSAL HERO,but still no tune,so we again suggest that you play a good record such as the PARADE album by Prince in the background!
Dont forget to look out for more superultramega games from XCEL in the future. Lee stevenson (grafix) GOOD LUCK BERT!!!!

O.K,so I play universal hero now & again,,I can handle it……………………..AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGHHH! I could give up tomorrow…..if I wanted to . Could’nt I?? .It’s not like i’m going to become a programmer!
Blow Out.tzx
Stop looking in my program !
I never wanted to be a programmer
I always wanted to be a …
(a) Sex Aid
(b) Lumberjack
(c) Hedgehog
(d) Cheese cake
(e) Father
Answers on a postcard please to
Simon Brattel
& Neil Mottershead
This program is copyright ( but not by us )

ANNOUNCEMENT
This space has been rented by the Design-Design
marriage guidance bureau .
TWO aging depressed (depressing) programmers
{ soon to be certified }
seek female company with a view to establishing
an extremely verbose relationship .
Translation :- ‘Love amongst the cheese cakes’
(Fruit cakes)
END OF ANNOUNCEMENT

PS Lavernia’s massage parlour has moved to
125 Smedley Rd Cheetham Hill
Tel. 061 205 6603 and ask for Joe
PSS This game owes its existance to :-
(53) 2-Litre coke bottles
(6) Greens Original Cheese Cakes
(24) Very hot curries
(4) 600 K floppy discs
(100000) Neurons
(1) Another Greens Original
(4) 1/2 pint glasses
(98) kWh of t’electric
(2410^660601049) T-States
and finally
(980) misery filled hours of wasted effort .
PSSS We appologise for the awful noises
They weren’t our idea
PSSSS Coming soon (we hope)
THE LOADER
… and so off they go into the dawn …
… pausing only to reconstruct the Nascam …
… reinvent the keyboard …
… resubmit the cheques …
… think of the next line …
But the cheese cake has arrived and so
must go .
10-4 (aaaaaaargh !)
“Is that the sort of thing you’re after ?”
think we can use that.”
KGB Super Spy.tzx
REAL PROGRAMMERS ASK FOR CHRIS ON 098683 758 or 0728 724460. Dass ist eine Englische nummer..Tschuess> 2
… pausing only to reconstruct the Nascam …
… reinvent the keyboard …
… resubmit the cheques …
… think of the next line …
But the cheese cake has arrived and so
must go .
10-4 (aaaaaaargh !)
“Is that the sort of thing you’re after ?”
think we can use that.”
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